DISQUS

Crispy on the Outside: This Week in Bacon

  • Michael Scott · 1 year ago
    What a great idea. My company may even market these. We should probably have a vegan alternative, although I don't know any vegans or what a vegan actually is.
  • Chris Swanson · 1 year ago
    This is so much better than putting a Foreman Grill at the foot of ones bed.
  • Barmaid Blog · 1 year ago
    Michael Scott -

    That's horrifying! Why would you want to manufacture an alarm clock that wakes people up with the smell of cooking vegans?!
  • chsw · 1 year ago
    "Why would you want to manufacture an alarm clock that wakes people up with the smell of cooking vegans?!"

    Because they taste so good when they are done crispy. Meat just falls off the bone. And they taste like chicken.

    chsw
  • Laughingdog · 1 year ago
    So how is it not unhealthy to leave bacon sitting out at room temperature for 8 hours or so before cooking it? That's basically an invitation for food poisoning.
  • Ron · 1 year ago
    I love the smell of cooking vegans in the morning
  • Laurel · 1 year ago
    "So how is it not unhealthy to leave bacon sitting out at room temperature for 8 hours or so before cooking it? That’s basically an invitation for food poisoning."

    Well, the original idea of bacon was to preserve meat in a way that didn't require refrigeration. So it would work just fine if the meat was actually smoked in the old-fashioned way. But with bacon the way it's made now, I don't know. I think the alarm clock needs a built-in refrigeration unit that turns off just prior to the initiation of the cooking process.
  • Chad · 1 year ago
    I'm not sure the bacon is supposed to be eaten. You could always cook yourself some more. It says the point is to wake you up via smell, rather than sound. It never says EAT IT.
  • Woody · 1 year ago
    "So how is it not unhealthy to leave bacon sitting out at room temperature for 8 hours or so before cooking it? That’s basically an invitation for food poisoning."

    Nobody says you have to EAT the bacon!
  • Tara · 1 year ago
    Where can I buy one of these???
  • Atkins4ever · 1 year ago
    Just one slice? Will it take 3 or 4?? And for further bacon fun: bacontarian.com ; recipes and news.
  • Jude · 1 year ago
    Ahhhhhhhhhhh,,,,bacon, bacon, bacon!!!
  • Michael D. · 12 months ago
    To anyone concerned about the prospects of food poisoning: people who purchase bacon-cooking alarm clocks have bigger problems - healthwise - than room-temperature pork.
  • hd movies · 10 months ago
    I'm not sure the bacon is supposed to be eaten. You could always cook yourself some more. It says the point is to wake you up via smell, rather than sound. It never says EAT IT.
  • chuck hamby · 7 months ago
    TIM DAHLE NISSAN IN SANDY UTAH ARE A BUNCH OF JERKS
  • goose · 5 months ago
    just get a russian wife, does the same thing and then you can eat the bacon.
  • tiberiu84 · 4 months ago
    They should create and design a home alarm system looking like that. Imagine burglars actually passing by it if they have never seen one:)) You could actually order a custom made one and hide it anywhere in the house.
  • chiropractic association · 4 months ago
    Interesting name! But what's best about it is that it calls our attention with a real bacon smell than the usual grueling sounds of other alarm devices! mmm I could almost smell the aroma of bacon from here! Yum!
  • ufljew · 3 weeks ago
    where can i buy one